An easy way to turn unsolicited dick pics into ppv purchases
Many moons ago, I wrote a blog post about how to turn unsolicited pics into revenue.
I’ve stuck with my mentality of turning such photos into revenue, but have refined what works and what doesn’t into a science that I think is incredibly reliable! I’m even going to share the templates I use to get sales because whoever you are, I want you to be earning more money ❤️
Here’s a screenshot I took the other day:
Today, I can confidently say that if I see an unwanted weiner in my inbox, I know there is a very big chance they will go on to buy what I send them. This is the exact strategy:
Step 1: Pre-make two pieces of content to use as ppv.
You are going to create this content once, and reuse it every time somebody sends an unsolicited picture of their weiner. Yes, that means everybody gets the same ppvs.
Content #1 = a dick rating where you hold up your phone / ipad / etc and “review the dick”. Some pointers here:
You don’t need to ever show your screen because OF will not allow you to show any body parts that aren’t yours anyways, unless consent forms are signed for anybody appearing on camera
Since you have to hold up your phone / ipad / etc to “look at the dick” and review it, you can put a bullet point script there to help you remember your talking points :)
When reviewing the imaginary dick, use as much detail as possible while still being vague. You can say it looks like the perfect size for xyz activity, that you really want to do xyz with it. Talk about how you feel seeing it, what you would do if it was in front of you. Ask how the viewer feels hearing you react this way.
End the video in a flustered way
Content #2 = a followup video. Now, you’re going to play with yourself until you finish, while “looking at the photo on your screen”
Continue to compliment what you see, say you couldn’t help yourself, you just had to, etc
Per my original blog post about this - I know there are mixed feelings about whether or not it is ethical to reuse content. Personally, I believe that OF exists to fulfill a fantasy, and scripting out content in this way allows us to provide the best, highest quality fantasy possible. Dick ratings are not really worth it to do in real time every time you get one, but you can make these two videos just one time and reuse them for months, even years if you don’t dye your hair!
Step 2: Send the two videos locked, with these templates
First video is sent locked at $50
I reply to their image with JUST video #1, and this template (slightly changed to preserve my anonymity ❤️)
“omg hi! soooo this is a little embarrassign to say lmao but i got quite excited by the blurred preview of your photo annnnnd got completely carried away and decided to make you a rating 🙈🫣
i just feel like it’d be hot for you to hear exactly what i think about your dick 😈 and before you ask, yes i am fully nude in the video sooo 😇”
Immediately after that, I send the second video locked at $75
“annnnd ok please don’t judge me for filming this entire video without asking you first
but after i made your rating, i ended up getting so turned on that i ended up touching myself while looking at my ipad annnnnnd i orgasmed lol.
i couldn’t help myself - i just really enjoyed imagining your reaction to the video 🙈
since you didn’t ask for this video, no pressure at all to unlock but i made it so sending it to you in case you want to see me cum for your cock 😇”
You’ll notice in the above templates, I’m going for a bit of an embarrassed / unhinged vibe - but you can tailor your template to make sense for your personality :)
That is all! A little bit of work but a win-win in my opinion. We get to be efficient, and subscribers get an ego boost from receiving such content. I haven’t collected the data on this, but I estimate that 60% of weiner senders end up buying video #1, and about half of them also buy video #2. Metrics would be higher if it were priced lower, but I like keeping things premium ✨
Hope you’re having fun out there!
xoxo
Kelly